Dear Pipsqueak

I spoke to sister yesterday, and she said, “She’s having existential problems, and mooching off it and writing dark poetry,” and I was mind blown. When I was your age, I lay on the green grass with Cynthia or was it Emilie? It doesn’t matter; anyhow, I lay and smoked a pack of Marlboro, looking at pink sunsets, and rode my motorcycle, and feasted on sumptuous beef, pork, and squid. Now, paunched, with arthritis, and cancer ridden, coughs, I mean gracefully older, smoking a pipe, and reading ‘Silence’ by Shusaku Endo; you must forgive an old man his Freudian sl….damn it! I mean, forgetfulness. So, I recently tried this Facebook thing you youngsters are crazy about, and I couldn’t figure out what a bloody timeline is. Is this a public journal of sorts? Status messages? Bah! What the hell is that even supposed to mean? I’m old, I mean, young at heart. Does that qualify as a status? No wonder you kiddos writhe in agony. It gave me a migraine, I mean, a mild headache, and I deactivated it. That last term made me think of my days during the war when I had to deactivate things far worse to prevent a comrade from dying. And now, this whole nonsense of the Internet makes me want to deactivate, I mean, release myself from the burdens of life, with my newly discovered telepathic powers. But the problem is I prefer the comforts of my hospital bed, fuck, I mean, well furnished home. Damn! When will this stop! Sorry. Anyhow, so I need a sidekick, and fighting crime was always on my bucket list, I mean, things to do. So, I’ll unnerve the idiots by placing thoughts in their head, while you go around and beat them black and blue. Whaddaya say? Well, don’t think about it, because that’s all you youngsters do these days, and join me. I hope to hear from you soon.

Much love and light (I hear that’s fashionable these days)

Your Uncle,

Charles Edward III

© Nitin Lalit Murali (2018)

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      1. Well, Nitin, you’re a great writer, I have read a few of your works and they have affected me unlike any other post. Looking forward to reading more..

        1. Thank you. It’s taken me years to get here to be honest. And I often experiment a lot, and wonder if it’s a good thing or not. I won’t call myself great, because my art is just work in progress and will always be. And I read a few of your posts as well and really enjoyed them because they’re so different from my usual line of thinking. And I’ll try posting whenever I can. Thanks again for the support and encouragement.

        2. You’re modest, Nitin. This is how an artist should be, learning always and greatness is in modesty. You’ve worked hard and that makes what you are, that makes your blog stand out. Thanks Nitin for you kind words, I too try experiment, and trying new things is not bad. Well, keep writing and inspiring..

    1. Hey that’s something I love. Now, go back to Facebook, and make sure you wear your cape this evening. And meet me on top of the tallest building in the city. We look down, and then you swoop and do all the hard work, while I yawn. If you’re good enough in a few years you’ll be promoted to super sidekick, and then perhaps supercool sidekick, but that’s as far as you’ll get lol.

        1. True, fair enough. Okay fine, since you write haunting stuff as well, which I like, a sister it is. Btw be careful though. Some weird Indian fundamentalists are here. Preaching morality and you know, the usual stuff you see on The Republic on steroids! I removed them. I hope they don’t come back lol. They like any erotic post or anything that goes against our beloved culture. Which is why I smoke my cigarettes, and read at home!

        2. Well cool. At least I have a sister who smokes. Which brand though? If I’m permitted to ask. Mine is Marlboro Red, but when I can’t get it, I smoke pretty much whatever I can get!

    1. Well whaddaya say Orange? Wanna join? And we’re fighting crime this time. I’ve joined the light again. And thank you very much. That really means a lot *copyrighted*

        1. That’s nice! I’m really happy. I don’t see my comments on the other two posts I just read, please check your spam 🙂

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