The Indian living in India who goes on and on about Donald Trump and Fascism, and refuses to confront the leaders here in his status messages.
The radical, angry feminist who believes innocent men should get raped so that they get a taste of what it’s like.
The football fan who supports a new team every season.
A Manchester City fan from India.
People who post pictures of all the books they plan on reading while on vacation.
The gold-digger I once dated.
Landmark Education graduates and Westboro Baptist Church members.
Militant Atheists who are bigger proselytes than religious fundamentalists.
People who’re into some bizarre, self-constructed, new age spirituality.
People who post statuses reeking of saccharine optimism.
Brahmins who enforce the caste system (actively or passively.)
People who smoke cigarettes to impress others.
People who put up lists of the ten best books they’ve read.
People who preach the prosperity gospel.
People who can’t stop bragging when they’re hammered.
People who try to be hyper-masculine tough guys.
Women who fall for these hyper-masculine, pretentious farts.
Gym buffs who post pictures of their eight-packs.
Super progressive, hyper-liberal weirdos who’ll do anything to win people over.
People with tattoos on their buttocks.
American conservatives with three ex-wives.
People who act like characters from a sitcom.
People who read from websites like Zonal Marking and then think they know football.
People who emulate characters on TV shows and movies, and fashion real-life romances around TV angles.
People who need validation.
© Nitin Lalit Murali (2019)
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